The Objective Holiday Gift Guide

For eco-entomologists, brave ones with baggage, left-leaning attention spans, procrastinators, artists and art-lovers, and everyone else.

A little something for everyone,

The n+1 Holiday Shop has flung open its doors! Here are our completely objective suggestions for the holiday season:

For everyone: a gift subscription

For empty stockings: the Small Book Set

For artists and art-lovers: the Paper Monument Tote-All Package

For blank walls: the very limited-edition Utopia in Our Time! print

For social critics: What Was the Hipster?

For procrastinators: the All Caught Up Deal

For beginners: the tenth-anniversary anthology, Happiness

For scribes: a fistful of pencils

For our comrades: the Class Struggle Set

For completists (and regifters): the Holiday Box Set

For eco-entomologists: Buzz by Benjamin Kunkel

For storytellers: Ludmilla Petrushevskaya’s There Once Lived a Woman…

For DIY therapists: the Self-Help Set

For DIY degree-holders: a Bag of Literary Advice

For brave ones with baggage: a red bag of courage

For readers, young and old: What We Should Have Known + No Regrets

–The Editors

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