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James Tadd Adcox

10 December 2009

Well we were all set to build Indiana’s first official mountain. But then some folks showed up all yelling about how this mountain we were building might destroy some habitats. “What we’re gonna do is build this mountain from one-hundred-percent natural habitat.” our foreman said. “If anything we’ll be adding thousands of tons more habitat to your state.” Moreā€¦